can’t reblog this fast enough.
failed will save
Look at our glorious red manes
I was feeling a little blue and I was looking for something on the internet to cheer me up and Warren Ellis has a post on his tumblr pointing to a website, I Write Like, so I thought, oh, hey, why not? Warren got David Foster Wallace; I was thinking, huh, maybe it’ll tell me I write like John Steinbeck! Hell, maybe David Mitchell!!!
Sigh. Going to bed now.
PS - It’s funny. I admit it. Even I think it’s funny.
Poor Joe. As I said to him on Twitter: I’m laughing, but I also somehow feel kind of terrible for him.
Also this website is clearly a curse and the people who built it should be sterilised.
(Source: you-be-jake-ill-be-finn, via sentrysticks)
if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.
I always reblog this I just love it so much
okay listen. A train is coming towards you. You close your eyes. The train stops coming towards you. You haven’t died. Your brain is really freaking relieved that the train is not coming towards you anymore. That’s why you feel calm. Brains aren’t so stupid that they think you’ve died just because everything is black. It might have felt a bit stressed by seeing that there is a large vehicle travelling towards you, because sometimes it can have problems with understanding things outside of you and telling what’s real and what isn’t. But your brain perfectly aware that your heart is still beating and your lungs are still breathing and blood is still travelling around your body. That’s it’s job. You don’t feel calm because you “died”, you feel calm because you’re ALIVE.
Can we stop glorifying suicidal thoughts now please?
No matter what happens, you will always have an ancient part right in the middle of your human brain, somewhere that you have no access to, that wants nothing more than for you to stay alive.
And all this time I thought the opposite. Fucking thank you for clearing that up, that makes sense now. ^^^
(Source: dodsrike, via sentrysticks)
so i just think it’s awful how people reblog this, finding it oh so cute and romantic - without even looking at or thinking about it more. because really? it’s just a picture of creepy abuse of a girl who even puts her hands up in schock, showing her obvious defense-mechanism against this asshole of a man. it may look cheeky and playful, but it’s wrong on so many levels. can we stop romanticising lack of consent, finally? thank you very much.
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves